One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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