I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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