when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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