we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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