I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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