Just fell off a train. Bad.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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