I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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