I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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