I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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