i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
