My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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