You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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