i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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