i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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