Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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