This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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