It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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