I'm lost and stupid without you.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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