He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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