They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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