I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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