in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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