so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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