you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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