just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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