I need help removing her.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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