I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Never joke about your clitoris.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
