I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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