Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Rumble strips road head = magical
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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