I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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