Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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