haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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