i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Randomize
