quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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