yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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