Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
