Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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