i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
