I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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