theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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