Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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