Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I believe in your delicious
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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