I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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