We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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