what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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