the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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