In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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