when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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