i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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