he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
