Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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