That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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